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Gentrification of the Fridge.
Tags:fridge, fridges, food, ice box, refrigerator, gentrification, gentrify, hipster, hipsters, hipster food, food trends, food fads, faddy foods, faddy food, food fad, artisan food, cold brew, hemp milk, vegan, vegans, kale, middle-class food, middle class food, middle-class, middle-class, food snob, food snobs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, displacement, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietician, dietitian, dieticians, foodie, foodies, millennial, millennials
"A red-figure volute krater attributed to a painter of the Syleus sequence! Maynard, you shouldn't have!"
Tags:gift, gifts, present, presents, connoisseur, connoisseurs, dilettante, dilettantes, volute krater, volute kraters, greek, greeks, greek art, athens, museum piece, museum pieces, mega-rich, ultra-rich, rich, riches, wealthy, ultra wealthy, billionaire, billionaires, ancient art, vase, vases, syleus painter, syleus painters, syleus sequence, art history, art historian, art historians, anniversary, anniversaries, christmas
"I don't remember the name, but it had a taste that I liked."
Tags:wine, wines, wine lover, wine lovers, wine snob, wine snobs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, sommelier, sommeliers, alcohol, choose, chooses, choosing, unhelpful, help, helps, helpful, liquor store, liquor stores, wine store, wine stores, booze, employee, employees, customer, customers, nightmare customer, nightmare customers, taste, tastes, tasting, tastings, retail employee, retail employees, customer service, customer service rep, custom service representatives
One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,
"Charles, would you be my vintner?"
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"Nutty, yet with a hint of oak."
"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."
Tags:wine, wines, connoisseur, connoisseurs, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, server, servers, breathe, let it breathe, glass, glasses, resuscitate, resuscitates, resuscitating, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, drinking, drinks, drink, alcohol, restaurant, restaurants, wine glass, compare, comparison, overreaction, overreact, overreacts
'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'
An Excellent Nose for Wine.
'Stop you fool! It has to breathe!'
"A knowledgeable choice...A sophisticated blend of fine liqueurs..." "Girly drink."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, liqueur, liqueurs, cocktail, cocktails, girly drink, girly drinks, pretentious, snob, snobs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, different of opinion, choice, choices
'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'
"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."
"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."
Tags:connoisseur, connoisseurs, wine snob, wine snobs, snob, snobs, elitist, elitists, elitism, snobbery, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, woolly mammoth, cavemen, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, mammoths, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, gatherer, gatherers, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets
'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.'
'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'
'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'
"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"
Tags:beer, beers, wine, wines, sommelier, sommeliers, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine steward, wine stewards, wine recommendation, wine recommendations, recommendation, recommendations, beer drinker, wine drinker, wine menu, wine menus, snob, snobs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, snobbery, elitist, elitists, pleb, plebs
"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."
Cheeseboard mouse trap
Tags:mouse trap, turophile, turophiles, cheese, edam, cheddar, stilton, cheeses, cheese board, cheeseboard, course, courses, dinner, refined, taste, choices, choice, gourmet, gourmets, connoisseur, connoisseurs, foodie, foodies, cheese lover, cheese lovers, mouse traps, mouse-trap, mouse-traps, mousetrap, mousetraps
"She's a connoisseur. She won't touch anything other than Kentucky blue grass."
'What wine goes well with venison?'
'My new boos is 25--I've got Barolos older than that.'
'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'