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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.
'I suppose everyone collects something.'
"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "
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"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
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"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."
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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
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"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
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"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"
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Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!
"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
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Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.
"There's more inside."
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'I collect a different type of oil painting.'
A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.
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"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"
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"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."
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"Sexy, but safe-sexy."
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"But now it won't stay in mint condition."
"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."
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"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."
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"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
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"How much more would this be worth if something happened to you?"
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"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."