Art Dealers Cartoons and Comics

"If life gives you lemons, photograph them and produce small edition affordable prints."

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

"Sexy, but safe-sexy."

"How much more would this be worth if something happened to you?"

"I love the way the empty canvas saves on paint."

"You got any insider art?"

Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.

"Not only are we the only gallery issuing regular buy, hold, and sell recommendations - we're the only one where you can take a short position."

"I never truly appreciate my own work until somebody gives me money for it."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

The place is full of dealers.

'Gentlemen, it's a fake!'

Trench Art Sale

"Still skeptical?"

Art attack.

"If you don't mind, I'd rather have history be my judge."

"You'll learn in this business that there's no bad art...just bad checks."

Artists at an Exhibition

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

"The museum has paid 798,957 -Euro for this masterpiece. It's called 'doodle from a guy who can't draw'."

'Hmmm. . . yeees, much better - but I think you're still tending to exaggerate.'

'Look as an artist, you're awful but if we tell no one, we'll make a fortune.'

"Too close a resemblance to my first husband - what else do you have?"