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A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
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Elephant Dung on Sale at Art Shop
"After I bought all this stuff, I realized I'm more of a word person."
A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.
Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.
"Do you sell any fingers so I can finger paint?"
'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'
"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."
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Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.
Fun fact from history: Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel while lying on his back.
Hamlet in the craft shop.
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Communications down, oxygen low. Luckily, art supplies still holding out.
"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."
"It's not easy being on the cutting edge with safety scissors."
A Cartoonist's Pen
'But I've hardly got any brushes!'
Stan the fledging cartoonist was happy with his new art table, but sad about his new ass lamp.
Two New Paintbrushes
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I have three tubes of acrylic, royal blue, sovereign gold and regal red.
"Whoa, a dual-action airbrush kit with a 6-foot hose! How much is this?"
"Does this airbrush kit come with lessons?"
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