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"Please try not to associate me with Trump!"
Eric Cantor: Let's Make A Deal
"I just never imagined they wouldn't ﬁnally come up with some form of government aid."
Give Thanks Party
'Darling. The government flood assistance pack has arrived!'
The Invisible Man
'I live on a fixed income and if I ever get my hands on the repairman...'
"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"
Potholes and the homeless: The solution
'So this is what they mean by helping people to get on the property ladder!'
'That's my first bailout.'
Help on the Way
Eric Cantor's Let's Make A Deal
"If there was life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"
"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."
"Good news, folks! Your village is now eligible for our aid program. Just fill out these forms."