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"It's about time they settled down and razed a village."
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"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."
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"I've noticed that our tax system trends to favor bigger, meaner citizens."
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A surprise guest
"It's such a beautiful day. Why aren't you out looting or burning something down like a normal kid?"
"Here's my card. I'm an insurance agent too."
'May contain Cnuts.'
"Listen Hagar, first you pillage THEN you burn!"
!Pizza deliver boy!"
"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."
Viking Loch Ness
"Damn it's casual Friday, isn't it."
"Kinda leaning towards the horns..."
"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."
'His possessions were not important to him. Other people's possessions, however, meant a great deal to him.'
"I pillage because it burns calories."
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"Yoiks! Come winter it's back to the Ikea factory!"
"If only the men could see my fun side."
Bill Goat Challenging a Viking
"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."
"It's some new health & safety at work directive."
'These 'lads' weekends are starting to get out of hand...'
Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz