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"Would you like to try some of our over-the-counter drugs while you wait for your prescription?"
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"Oh, that's what those are for!"
"The technology's in place, now all we have to do is misuse it."
"Now we wait."
The Squandered Poke
"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."
"I'm from the IRS. I'm afraid we've misused all your tax money. Could we have some more?"
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Road Closed Just Because We Can
"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"
Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages
'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'
Punctuation being forgotten - say linguist's.
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"I'd like to return this hourglass. It just doesn't seem to work right."
Search for Missing Socks
"My cell phone was, like, literally inside my head! And that's ironic because it was broken!"
"Dad, are we literally 'Hispanic'?"
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This abdominal training board you brought...what kind of instructions did it come with...
Honey, this stuff is for dental health, not mental health.
Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster
'Missing his tax cut, Your Honor.'
'What kind of car-pool is this?'