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"Sorry, we already have a bass player."
"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"
"Are you familiar with the poetry of John Donne?"
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"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
Tags:boat, boats, sailor, sailors, sailing, ship, ships, life raft, life rafts, life-raft, captain, captains, ships captain, ship's captain, hierarchies, hierarchy, hierarchic, inequality, lazy, laziness, immature, immaturity, navy, the navy, overboard, man overboard, paddle, paddling, starboard, navigate, navigating, navigator, navigators
"So we're agreed-whoever picks the short straw has to cold-call potential donors and try to raise enough money for some food."
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April 20: The weather continues sunny and warm.
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Tags:cat, cats, felines, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, lifeboat, lifeboats, selfisness, dinghy, dingy, dingies, provision, ration, rations, life raft, life rafts, life-raft, shipwreck, feline, food, catfood, captain, self, selfish, purring, dinghy, life-raft, provisions, abandoned, alone
"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."
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"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."
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Desert Island Dinner
Life raft and death raft.
"Look! Land! We're saved!"
"Well now—isn't this in keeping with how the rest of our day is going."
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"Eyes forward, grab the oar, and paddle fast."
One bucket in, one bucket out.
"I'm certain my side isn't a WiFi hotspot."
"It's hard to believe this is the Atlantic. It looks very much like he Pacific."
'Hey, dude. We're all pretty tired down here. Why don't you just toss in the chicken, and we'll call it a night.'
'You know, they say that eating six small meals a day is healthier than eating two or three big meals.'
Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.
"Sure, that's right. Blame the pineapple."
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A man who sees a desert island realises it's a whale.
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"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
Tags:environment agency, environmental agency, environmental agencies, noah's ark, noahs ark, flood, floods, great flood, climate change, global warming, sea level, sea levels, ocean level, ocean levels, early warning, early warnings, warning sign, warning signs, lifeboat, lifeboats, life raft, life rafts
"Let's just hope that life won't be cruel for once and lets a ship turn up..."