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OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
'Coffee won't help. I'm just not a morning person.'
'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'
With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.
'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'
Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'
Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.
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"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."
"I don't suppose you remembered the tax-deduction forms that I asked you to bring last year, did you?"
'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'
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"And as always, two-hundred no shows."
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
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'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'
"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it. Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."
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'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'
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"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
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"Yep, I guess the full moon takes some gettin' used to if you weren't brought up hereabouts."
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'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'
"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
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