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"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
Tags:hurricane, hurricanes, hurricane victim, hurricane victims, tourist, tourists, poverty tourism, disaster, disasters, disaster tourism, disaster tourist, disaster tourists, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, unbelievable, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical
'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'
"Hey, I like this town!"
"Diane, this is Karen, an old war buddy of mine."
Tags:relationships, dating, man’s viewpoint, couples, marriage, friends, men, war buddy, war buddies, unbelievable, excuse, excuses, likely story, likely stories, quick thinking, found out, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithful husband, unfaithful husbands, mankoff
"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "
"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."
Tags:us constitution, american constitution, united states constitution, founding fathers, constitution, constitutions, tyrant, tyrants, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, funny, amusing, absurd, unbelievable, apathy, political apathy, us politics, us politicians, checks and balances
"The caterers haven't shown up, the musicians are late, and the elevator is broken. We might as well be living in a Third World country."
Tags:rich, the rich, aristocrat, aristocrats, aristocracy, let down, being let down, melodramatic, over the top, ridiculous, wealth, wealthy, class, classes, affluent, comparison, compares, comparing, ridiculous, third world, third world country, poor, first world problems, out of hand, helpless, sympathetic, unsympathetic, absurd, unbelievable, disbelieving
"True, most accidents occur in the home. Rarely, however, do they involve two vehicles."
Tags:accident, accidents, accidental, cars, car, car accident, car accidents, driver, drivers, passenger, passengers, car crash, car crashes, vehicles, vehicle, crash, collision, collisions, pile-up, home, homes, insurance, house insurance, content insurance, police, policeman, police investigation, unusual events, unusual circumstances, unbelievable, rare, accident in the home, accidents in the home, odds
'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'
Tags:dollar, dollars, earn, earning, money, monies, ad, adverts, advertising, unbelievable, scam, scams, lazy, work, working, deal, deals, job, jobs, businesses, easy, simple, catch, no catch, magazine, magazines, sensational, sensationalize, sensationalise, sensationalizes, senationalises, ridiculous, zine, zines, scamming, scams, false advertising
"I don't doubt that it's perfectly innocent, Margaret, but it does have the appearance of impropriety."
Tags:gullible, gullibility, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, love triangle, love triangles, believing, believable, impropriety, innocent explanation, innocent explanations, unbelievable, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, infidelities, believe, believes, believer, believers, philander, philanders, philandering, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, appearance, appearances
"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."
"This stuff is unbelievable!"
Tags:elvis presley, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, donald trump, trump administration, trump presidency, us politics, american politics, moon, satellite, orbit, newspaper, periodical, broadsheet, tabloid, lies, untruth, scandal, story, trump, unbelieving, unbelievable, singer, icon, legend
"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."
Tags:astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, comet, comets, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stargaze, asteroid, asteroids, organized crime, organised crime, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hit, whacked, kill, killing, murder, murders, murdering, lure, lures, luring, lure away, lures away, excuse, excuses, assassination, assassinations, out-of-the-way, hale-bopp, halley's comet, lame excuse, lame excuses, unbelievable
"I just never imagined they wouldn't ﬁnally come up with some form of government aid."
"We don't think your wife will believe you were in the belly of a while, Jonah...better you should say you were playing cards with us!"
Tags:jonah, whale, whales, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, unbelievable, story, believable, sea, belly of whale, religion, religious, biblical tales, old testament, likely story, playing cards, funny, hebrew, christianity, husband, staying out, husbands, wife, wives, excuse, excuses
"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, narrative skills, storyteller, storytellers, narrator, narrators, narration, liar, liars, lying, bending the truth, telling stories, dishonest, dishonesty, unbelievable, untruthful, talented, skilled, bad sign, red flag, suspicious, questionable
Pigs might fly...
"I can't believe this is happening to me."
Tags:ill, illness, doctor, doctors, wife, wives, husband, husbands, hospital, hospitals, hospitalised, old, old age, upper class, standards, high standards, unbelievable, self-centred, patient, patients, expense, expensive, medical insurance, insurance, surgery, look after, nurse, nursing, duty, duties, responsibility, responsibilities
'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'
"And make it look believanble."
Tags:hare and the tortoise, the hare and the tortoise, race, races, greyhound race, greyhound races, aesops fables, aesop's fables, fixed, fixed result, fixed results, fixed race, fixed races, believable, unbelievable, betting, racing odds, betting odds, winner, winners, loser, losers, slow and steady, slow and steady wins the race
'Do you remember when I said the dog ate my homework and you said you didn't believe me?'
Tags:child, kid, kids, students, student, classroom, teacher, truant, cheeky, showing, show and tell, proof, dog eats homework, classic excuse, excuses, homework excuse, homework excuses, literally, homework, dog, school, education, schooling, misbehave, unbelievable, refuse to believe, proof is in the pooding
I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'
"I believe in you!"
'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'