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Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.
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'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'
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"Sign my yearbook?"
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'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'
'The challenge in teaching junior high is that the maturity levels can fluctuate from 12th grade to 3rd grade in a matter of seconds.'
'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'
"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"
"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."
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'We spent a lot of money educating him, so if you want junior's opinion you'll have to pay for it.'
'Come in, lad! Don't let my enormous chair intimidate you.'
"I'm glad junior's finally leaving home, but I will miss the tech support."
"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."
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"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."
"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"
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I love French.
'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'
'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'
George W. Bush
Babies who Lunch.
I love History.
'It needs tweaking, Robert.'
"Nepotism sounds so harsh. Let's just say Junior is derivative."
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Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.
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"No, Wilson. This room is meant to make you feel that I'm important, not that you're important."
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