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The untold wine-making process.
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
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'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
'I'm putting down that he died of natural causes.'
'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'
Sadly, Binky didn't survive the team building 'trust' exercise!
One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.
'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'
A series of men stand on each other, squashing the ones below.
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"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the
'Don't get up, Phil, even if you want to.'
Monster Squashed Under the Bed of an Obese Man.
Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,
'Oh my God! I hope he had his hard hat on!'
Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.
'Well, I don't see anybody...must be those darn kids ringing the doorbell and running off again!'
'So we finally dropped the big one.'
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'That's right, doctor. My foot is having chest pains.'
Tags:foot, feet, chest, chests, chest pain, chest pains, wardrobe, wardrobes, cupboard, cupboards, phone, phones, phoning, phoned, cellphone, cell, cells, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, mobile phone, crush, crushed, crushing, crushes, squash, squashed, squashing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'
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'We're the only creatures that can survive a nuclear holocaust, yet size 10 Reeboks scare me to death.'
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'Nothing? Well, keep looking! A quarterback doesn't go down under a pile of tacklers and just vanish...'
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'...You're standing on his hand.'
Tags:cleat, cleats, feet, foot, pain, pains, painful, stud, studs, stand, stands, standing, trample, tramples, trampled, squash, squashes, squashed, squashing, stand on, stands on, standing on, crush, crushes, crushing, crushed, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, hurt, hurts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:express bunny, bunny express, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, mail, mails, post, postman, postmen, postal service, letter, letters, ride, rides, carry, carries, carrying, carrier, carriers, squash, squashes, squashing, squasher, pony express, courier, couriers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater