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"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
Tags:medical, denied, deny, denies, claim, claims, insurance, void, voided, voids, loop hole, loop holes, loop-hole, loop-holes, loophole, loopholes, insured, insurances, medical insurance, operator, call centre, call center, accident, accidents, underwear, dodge, dodged, legal, legality, fine print, fineprint, health insurance, health, accidental, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, bureaucrat, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, phone, phones, enquiry, inquire
"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"
'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'
Tags:kindergarten, junior, juniors, junior school, kid, kids, drug, steroids, steroid, taking drugs, bulking up, bulk up, competitive, compete, competing, dodgeball, dodge ball, ball, dodge, dodging, dodges, dodged, the best, pushing, pushed, number one, top of the class, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.
"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
Tags:rich, wealth, wealthy, fat cat, fat cats, income, tax, taxation, income tax, dodge, dodger, dodging, tax dodger, scrooge, party pooper, killjoy, kill joy, old man, joyless, question, questions, classic tv, classic television, television, media, t v, mass media, phone, phones, telephone, lucky, luck, caller, little difference, makes no difference, no impact, low impact, impact, winner, winning, win, won
Sign in back of car window; 'I'd rather be malingering.'
"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."
Tags:dodgeball, dodge the ball, ball, dodge, dodges, dodging, dodger, throw, throwing, throws, thrower, throwers, best, prodigy, golf, golf ball, golfing, golfer, exponent, terrific player, good aim, show off, show-off, showing off, showing-off, pretentious, pretender, impressive, impressing, skill, skills, skilled, athlete, athletes, athletic, bully, bullying, jock, jocks
"I'm sorry... Apparently you don't make enough money to use this loophole!"
"I don't want to take up too much more of your time, so let me transfer you to someone who will."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, transfer, receptionist, phone, telephone, telephones, avoid, avoiding, avoidance, polite, politeness, not my problem, dodge, dodging, responsibility, management, manager, managers
"I see a brown stain on your tax form. You're not trying to fudge on your taxes are you, Mr. Brewer?"
Tags:irs, tax form, tax forms, fudge, fudges, fudging, stain, stains, stained, staining, tax, taxes, tax payment, tax payments, dodge, dodges, dodging, dodger, dodgers, tax dodger, tax dodgers, cheat, cheats, suspect, suspects, suspicion, suspicions, cpa, certified professional accountant, accountant, tax advice, tax adviser, tax advisers, tax advisor, tax advisors
Tags:golf, golfer, golfing, golfs, links, drive, drives, driver, drivers, tee off, teeing off, tees off, tee-off, fore, shout, shouts, shouting, shouted, warning, warn, warns, dodge, dodges, dodging, number, numbers, mathematics, math, maths, mathematician, mathematicians, math teacher, math teachers, maths teacher, maths teachers
Death sends his regards to man who isn't home.
Tags:grim reaper, grim reapers, angel of death, not home, away from home, regard, regards, message, messages, leaving a message, leaving messages, sending regards, sends his regards, come back another time, coming back another time, dodging death, door-to-door, door to door, avoid, avoids, avoiding, dodge, dodges, dodging
'Dickie had dodged a lot of shotgun pellets - this was something new.'
'This whole North Pole thing of yours ? is it some kind of tax dodge or what?'
"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
Tags:business, office, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, appointment, appointments, reschedule, reschedules, rescheduling, never, avoid, avoids, avoiding, dodge, dodges, dodging, unwanted, unwanted appointment, unwanted appointments, phone call, phone calls, unwanted, uninterested, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, nuisance, nuisances, mankoff
Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
Tags:martial art, martial arts, karate, judo, sport, sports, black belt, black belts, ancient art, master, masters, expert, experts, pro, pros, avoid, avoidance, evasion, evade, prevent, escape, dodge, anti-social, antisocial, anxiety, anxious, nervous, nerves, social anxiety, deflect, deflection, excuse, excuses, sense, neurotic, invisible, invisibility, mental health
"I would have gotten that report to you sooner, but I wasn't held enough as a child."
Tags:upbringing, neglect, neglected, childhood, kid, kids, child, lazy, laziness, procrastination, procrastinating, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuse, office work, office worker, office workers, report, reports, dodge, dodging, slack, slacker, slackers, child neglect, childhood neglects, early development, childhood development, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, business man, business men, businessperson
"Under 'goals' you've put, 'take as much time off sick as I can get away with'..."
Tags:performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, annual reviews, sick day, sick days, ambition, ambitions, work ethics, lazy, laziness, performance review, annual review, sick leave, sick, goal, goals, manager, managers, employee, employees, faking sickness, sick day, sick days, skive, skive, slack, shirk, dodge, bob off, slackers, slacker, skiver, skivers
"Say, could you come back in an hour? By then I'm sure there will be some other place I have to be."
Tags:evasion, evasions, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoidance, evade, evades, insult, insults, insulting, wave away, waves away, waving away, dodge, dodges, dodging, elude, eludes, eluding, steer clear, steers clear, steering clear, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, irritate, irritates, irritation, irritations, abrasive, excuse, excuses, excusing
"Congressman, your constituents are here for the town hall meeting and they look pretty angry."
Tags:taxes, law and order, white collar crime, tax dodging, profits, tax heavens, money, economy, capitalism, profits, panama, tax evasion, evasion, tax, tax dodging, dodge, informal economy, black, tax dodger, profit, business, money, map, investigation, authority, authorities, audit, tax audit, shell company, shell companies, panama papers
'He broke another tackle! Go, Ernie, go!'
Tags:insects, insect, bug, bugs, american football, american, football, foot ball, run, runs, running, touchdown, touchdowns, detachable, tackle, tackles, tackling, dodge, dodging, dodges, go, evades, evade, evasion, avoid, avoiding, breaking, break, broken, breaking tackles, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Noticing a sleazeball coming her way, Tammy starts putting on her fake warts.
NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, nfl, national football league, mug, mugs, mugging, mugger, muggers, mugging, assault, assaults, rob, robs, robber, steal, stealing, slide, slides, sliding, avoid, avoids, avoiding, dodge, dodges, dodging, quarterback, quarterbacks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, scramble, scrambles, scrambling, egg, eggs, dodge, dodges, evade, evades, evasion, evasive, avoid, avoids, avoiding, quarterback, quarterbacks, mess, messes, messy, useless, select, selected, selection, selections, fail, fails, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers