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'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'
Elevator, stairs or Path of Least Resistance.
"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."
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'Whoa! Half empty! Definitely half empty!'
'Yes you did, Mike. You just said 'perchance.' And yesterday you called me 'my good fellow.' Twice.'
'Oh, so you want to get nasty? Well, two can play that game! Remember when I told you to have a nice day? I RETRACT IT! Oh, yes I can! I just DID!'
Pavlov's Cat: 'Dream on Buddy.'
'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''
'Kid, never forget that every person you meet has a unique story to tell. And if you take time to stop and REALLY listen to each one, I guarantee you'll hear something that can be used against them when you need it most!'
'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'
'Sorry, Mary, but my intuition has been telling me to avoid hunches altogether!'
Power, Money, Ego, Hype, Parking.
A guy who learned everything he needed to know in Kindergarten.
'I must say, it's very refreshing to work with a patient who's so open to the idea of change and personal transformation!'
"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."
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"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."
Psychometric tests would weed out 25% of all applicants (medical schools).
'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'
"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"
"We really crushed it at that meeting, didn't we?"
'They say that those who most disturb us are our most powerful teachers...'
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"Don't worry... Our corporate culture takes some getting used to. In a few weeks, you'll realize you've adapted to it and that it feels normal. And if you survive THAT devastating little epiphany, you'll probably fit right in!"
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"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."
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