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"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
"What happened to one o'clock?"
'That one always runs fast.'
"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"
'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.
Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.
'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'
"9:35. Oh, good. My life is right on schedule."
"Joel, do you have a minute?"
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
Tags:health and safety, safety, clock, clocks, grandfather, george, yellow, hat, hats, screw, screws, screwdriver, screwdrivers, plug, plugs, socket, sockets, electric, electrics, electricity, electrocute, electrocutes, danger, dangerous, fool, fools, foolish, beckon, beckons, beckoning, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Apparently, nobody up there gives a crap that daylight-saving time is over."
Very High Noon
"Sometimes it seems there just aren't enough hours in the day."
'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'
"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, clock, clocks, time, daylight savings, daylight saving, season, seasons, fall backward, spring ahead, fall, autumn, spring
Sunrise, Sunset, Noon Trail Signs
"Can that be right?"
Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair
Tags:spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, fork, forks, thermometer, thermometric, temperature, clock, clocks, time, times, timed, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured
The Dawn of Time.
Tags:dawn, sunrise, dawn of time, the dawn of time, tick, tick tock, clock, clocks, ticking clock, dawn of man, the dawn of man, evolution, morning, big bang, the big bang, the big bang theory, physics, analogue clock, analogue clocks, dawn of civilisation, the dawn of civilisation, dawn of civilization, the dawn of civilization, morning, mornings
'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'
Tags:watch, watches, timepiece, timepieces, clock, clocks, timex, timex, mayan, mayans, timekeeping, found, find, finds, finding, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, dig, digs, digging, dug, historian, historians, mistake, mistaken, mistook, misunderstood, misunderstand, idiot, idiocythe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
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"What shall we do with that hour we gain this weekend?"
Tags:daylight saving, daylight savings, time change, clock change, turning the clock, fall forwards, spring back, time, clock, clocks, changing the clock, changing the clocks, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, extra time, free time, extra hour