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'They aren't even tall enough to reach the doorknob, Ms. Dickson.'
'My class can't wait to start multiplication. I made them sign a pledge never to use it for evil purposes.'
'The challenge in teaching junior high is that the maturity levels can fluctuate from 12th grade to 3rd grade in a matter of seconds.'
'Well, which approach shall we try this year?'
Teachers Lounge getting a bulk delivery of Aspirins.
Teacher to other: 'The parents I love the most are the ones I never have to talk to.'
"You were able to get out of fifth period study hall duty, weren't you?"
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Coffee making instructions in the teacher's lounge.
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'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'
"Unruly, talking back, lack of respect...and that's just the parents."
"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."
"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Al."
"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."
"Illegal or not, I'm pretty sure they pray in there."
"The sign's superfluous. That door's locked and bolted."
"That's Miss Mason's third cup of coffee, and she'll blame me for raising her blood pressure."
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"Teaching drivers' ed isn't as bad as I expected."
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"Who would've thought Ms. Bryer could do cartwheels?"
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"I didn't want to go in there 'til they put that sign up."
"Remember, Helen, if you retire early, the newsletter will print your age."
"What's your favorite time of year? Summer vacation, Christmas holidays, or spring break?"
"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."
"I hear they have a TV in there, and I hear it's not tuned to PBS."
"Every time I get in touch with my inner child, she raises her hand and asks to go to the girls' room."
"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."