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'I have the results of your stress test, and to be on the safe side, I want you to stop looking at your 401k.'
AVCO Loan & Collection Co.
'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'
'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'
'I'd like one of those loans I won't have to pay back.'
"Good news! - I've just finished paying back my student loan...."
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Come inside and let us consolidated all your nagging little debts into one overwhelming obligation!
'We can lend you the money for a new house, but how will you repay it?'
'Our computer shows that you have a faulty alternator, a weak battery cell and you're three days late on your auto loan repayment.'
'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'
"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."
"No, his 100th birthday party was last month. Now he's celebrating paying off his student loans."
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"I figure I should be able to finish repaying my loan in about 50 years."
"We can strike the clause that allows us to take your firstborn male child if you miss a payment. It's really just in there because people expect it to be."
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"I wouldn't spend too long reading it - the first payment's almost due."
"How on earth can you justify the kind of interest rates that you charge?"
When credit card companies start charging their employees late fees.
"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."
"He had just paid off his student loan."
"One morning Mr Small woke up to find the bank had carried out their threat to repossess his house..."
Just Paid Off Our Mortgage
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'My wife and I loaned this student from you last semester. Is this where he's supposed to be returned?'
"Sure they're the frienly loan company. But they have an arrangement with the unfriendly collection agency."
Graduated First In My Class In Student Loan Debt.
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