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Bus of Fools
Tags:bus, buses, public transport, public, transport, bus stop, idiot, idiots, idiocy, modernmodern life, stupid, stupidity, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forget, forgetting, urban, urban life, urban living, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, morning commute, driving, drive, drives, traffic, traffic jam, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, regions, regional
'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'
Tags:worker, workers, working, builder, builders, building, build, builds, construction, construct, constructed, constructs, workmen, workman, forget, forgetful, forgetting, forgets, forgot, forgotten, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey, bolts, bolt, dangerous, danger, not for the job, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
Tags:bear, bears, bear cave, bear caves, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, forget, forgetting, forgotten, forgetful, name, names, remembering names, forgetting a name, forgetting names, embarrassed, embarrassing, promiscuous, promiscuity, sleep around, sleeping around, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, hibernation, hibernate, hibernating
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
Tags:doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, disease, diseases, diseased, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, headstone, headstones, fatal error, fatal errors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, illness, illnesses, gravestone, gravestones, cause of death, diagnosis, prognosis, concern, concerns, concerned
"Would you mind repeating my job description?"
"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."
Tags:pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, baseball, baseballs, sport, sports, lefty, lefties, left handed, support, supporter, supporters, supporting, supportive, pep talk, encouragement, encourage, encouraging, calming, calm down, settle down, reminder, reminding, baseball mitt, wrong hand, right hand, right handed, left hand, strong hand, dominant hand, friends, friend, teammate, teammates, team, teams, competition, competitive, game plan, coach, coaches, athlete, athletes, athletic, ball, ballpark, meeting on the mound, meetings on the mound, southpaw, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful
'Did you remember the gift receipts?'
Tags:three wise men, 3 wise men, wise men, gold, frankincense, myrrh, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift receipt, gift receipts, receipt, receipts, forget, forgetting, forgot, forgets, remember, remembers, remembering, star, stars, nativity, nativity scene, nativity scenes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
Tags:forgetful, forget, forgets, forgetting, absentminded, absent-minded, absentmindedness, thoughtless, other plans, making other plans, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, forgotten, forgot, flake, flakes, flaking, flaky, cement shoes, sleeps with the fishes, mob, mob hit, mob hits, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing
"I know I should forget it, But I don't seem to be able to."
Tags:suggestion, suggestions, second thoughts, suggestions box, suggestions boxes, having second thoughts, forget, forgetful, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, complain, complaining, rant, ranting, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, democracy
"And what are you trying to put out of your mind these days?"
"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
Tags:couple, couples, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, name, names, forget, forgets, forgetting, faux pas, similar, similarity, confuse, confusing, confuses, confusion, memory, bad memory, forgettable, small talk, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, mutual friend, mutual friends, friendship, friendships
The president visits Toledo, Ohio, to pay his respects."
"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."
The agony of getting older.
'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'
'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'
Lambada: The Forgotten Dance
'She's in charge of coffee this week,,,'
What the hell did I do last night?
"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
Tags:oven, ovens, forget, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory, memories, memorise, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacationing, leave, leaving, house, houses, home, homes, homely, family, families, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, kitchen, kitchens, appliance, paranoid, paranoia, ocd, o c d, o.c.d., obsess, obsessed, obsessive, obsessing, obsesses, appliances
(We've) Met Gala
Tags:met gala, gala, galas, party, parties, partying, dance, dances, ball, balls, cinderella, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgotten, acquaintance, acquaintances, meet, meets, meeting, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, cocktail party, cocktail parties, awkward, socially awkward, social awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward situations, cringe, cringes, cringing
"I don't know who you are!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, amnesia, amnesiac, amnesiacs, forgetful, becoming forgetful, starting to forget, forget, forgotten, dementia, alzheimer's, medical, medicine, don't know who you are, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age