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'Now you've signed all your assets over to the bank, I'm happy to lend you your bus fare home.'
'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'
'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'
'Need some money for a facelift, I presume?'
'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'
'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'
'Collateral? Sure, I've got collateral. How about a boatload of misery, a house of pain and a suitcase full 'o the blues?'
'It's a mistake to borrow money from a friend.'
'I'm making a comeback!'
'Thank you for approving my loan application. Is this a good time to speak to you about loan modification?'
'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'
'The bank gave us a 100 million credit line. Why won't you loan me a quarter?'
'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'
'I have lots of experience. I was a loan shark for a decade.'
'Boy, for a trust company, you're not very trusting!'
'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'
'He's out hunting for open wounds and won't be back until he needs more salt.'
'Could I have a loan a cup of sugar please?'
'I like hopey, changey stuff myself, but it doesn't make good collateral.'
"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."
"My social security number is one."
"The requirements are pretty rigid these days..."
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"How on earth can you justify the kind of interest rates that you charge?"
"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "
Those who don't learn from the past are destined to relive it.
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