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Tipping the I.R.S.
Tags:tax, taxes, taxing, taxed, tax return, tax returns, internal revenue service, irs, i.r.s., hmrc, her majesty's revenue and customs, her majestys revenue and customs, hm revenue and customs, tax collecting, tax collector, tax man, taxman, service, tip, tips, tipping, hopeful, unhelpful, disliked, government, governments, money, monies, law, laws, return, returns, unusual, unlikely, bribe, bribes, bribery, corruption, corrupt
Snow falling on accountants.
"Sir, your change."
Tags:change, change, coin, coins, mafia, mob, boss, mob boss, deal, deals, trade, trading, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mobster, ransom, ransoms, dodgy, al capone, triad, organized crime, organised crime, organized crimes, organised crimes, cash, exchange, dodgy, crimes, briefcase, briefcases, money, monies, after, normalised, normalized
"Can't we talk about something other than money?"
'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'
Tags:dollar, dollars, earn, earning, money, monies, ad, adverts, advertising, unbelievable, scam, scams, lazy, work, working, deal, deals, job, jobs, businesses, easy, simple, catch, no catch, magazine, magazines, sensational, sensationalize, sensationalise, sensationalizes, senationalises, ridiculous, zine, zines, scamming, scams, false advertising
'You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet.'
"I cried that one over an accounting error back in 06."
"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."
"Relax, you only missed one payment. Don't beat yourself up. That's my job."
Arm reduction was costly. Fortunately most of his patients had deep pockets.
"If I were money, you'd listen to me."
Tags:money, monies, moneytalk, moneytalks, listening, listens, communicate, communication, communicating, hearing, hear, listens, marriage, marriages, economy, earn, earning, listen to money, money talks, money talks, listened, married, marry, marital, argument, argue, argues, household, households, domestic, domestics, relationship, relationships, relatable
'In an effort to cut back on unnecessary expenses, I have decided not to pay your salaries.'
'The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card.'
Give something back.
"Perhaps if you gave me one big lump sum of cash, I wouldn't have to keep asking for small amounts all the time."
I don't remember your name... but your salary is familiar.
Tags:court, courts, trial, trials, jurisprudence, judge, judges, magistrate, magistrates, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, plea, criminal charges, criminal defense, defense, plea bargain, plea deal, money, wealth, privilege, capital, capitalism, corrupt, corruption, legal corruption, power, powerful, money, wealth, wealthy, monies, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, pay off, paid off, bribe, bribery, bribed, verdict, verdicts, injust, injustice, unjust
'Okay, who's the joker who spread the rumor about 'Mad Dow' disease?'
"Just count it out, Henderson-don't fondle it."
Tags:bank, banks, banker, bankers, teller, money, monies, cash, wad, stack, bill, bills, boss, bosses, banking, fondle, fondling, customer service, stacks, service, services, supervisor, supervisors, supervising, supervised, criticise, criticize, manager, managed, managers, counting, count, sum, large
'Hollywood writers strike.'
Tags:hollywood, film, movie, movies, strike, strikes, striked, striking, striker, strikers, writer, writers, writing, write, written, pay, pays, paying, paid, payed, raise, raised, raises, raising, money, monies, job, jobs, crew, crews, production crew, production crews, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Any discount for cash?'
Rich man uses money as motivation.
'Reminds me of the way my husband carries on when I spend money!'
Hobo soliciting money has sign donations are tax deductable.