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"Your kidney is in a holding pattern over new jersey and should be here in two hours."
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'When it comes to bustin' a kidney stone, the old methods are still the best.'
Tags:kidney, kidneys, stone, stones, kidney stone, kidney stones, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, operating, old method, old methods, original, originals, bust, busts, busting, busted, break, breaks, breaking, rupture, ruptures, rupturing, close to home
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
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'How's that kidney transplant going?... I need him back on the field - pronto!'
"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."
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'Lemonade And Kidneys'
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Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'
'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'
'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'
'I was such a good student that I skipped a year in medical school - but that's why I never learned about kidneys.'
'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'
As women age, sex toy parties become cosmetic parties, then kitchenware, and finally...
'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'
'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'
'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'
'Ever have one of those days when you can't tell a gall stone from a kidney stone?'
"Look, I took my own kidney out."
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'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'
With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.
"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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Kidney Stone Quality Control Dept.
Traders on floor of commodities exchange see kidneys trade on the quote board.
'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'