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The Department of Lessons Learned...
'That's it! That's the chart we've been looking for.'
"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"
Though he had been retired for only three days, Marilyn was already growing tired of having Clyde around all day long.
Department of Archaeology Floor Plan
"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."
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"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
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'...the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'
Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?
'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'
Help wanted. Various positions available.
'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
'Hold on, Peterson, let me just run this by legal.'
Not an Entrance/Not An Exit
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'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'
'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'
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Department of Indifference.
To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.
'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'
Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.
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'I believe the courts have recently ruled that asking questions of an applicant, during an interview, is illegal.'
Finance, Sales, Veal.
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