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"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."
"I know it's just mindless junk, but I can't stop watching."
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'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'
"People who watched 'Donahue'-next on 'Geraldo'!"
The Unexamined Life on Demand
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'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'
"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."
"I keep hoping he'll get tired of that reality stuff."
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JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY
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'Look, I know this show is terrible and you know it's terrible. Now, shut up so we watch it.'
White dot on TV screen, man says: 'There are two possibilities ? the TV is broken, or the media has finally disappeared up its own arse.'
'Look at me!'
Pre-existing conditions of the rich and famous.
"I can remember when it was called The Beeb!"
"Wait! I can explain! This isn't what it looks like!"
'It's for car crash TV.'
'It's the 100 greatest list shows!'
'This is a big seller. It automatically searches for a records all the trash you tell your friends you never watch.'
'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!
We spend one quiet evening reading, and look!
Today's regularly scheduled nonsense won't be shown so we can bring you something blatantly absurd.
'I can't believe we're sitting here watching trash like that.'
Junk food telly.
'Sorry, bros I was just practicin' for the Jerry Springer show,'
'We'll dress them up as characters from musicals, make them live in a lighhthouse with an antelope ... it's reality TV at its best.'