Watching Television Cartoons and Comics

"Baseball or Anthrax?"

"Now can we turn in?"

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Tonight there is no news and recent surveys indicate that that my be good news."

"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

"The networks are losing share and you sit there reading?"

Child watching boxing on television punches his father when he is told it is time to get ready for bed

"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

Home Shoplifting Network.

A car drives down a street of houses all shaped like TV sets

Made-For-TV Movie

"Death takes a personal day."

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"

"We opened our newscast with the question, 'Did a U.F.O. land on Staten Island?' We can now report that did not happen."

The tanning channel.

"It's really frightening that all these infomercials are for things I really want."

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

A comic strip shows a man watching TV when a hat blows in through an open window and lands on his head. When a woman enters the room the man stands up and tips his hat to her before they both sit down and watch TV.

"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look."

"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"

"I find it increasingly difficult to remain man's best friend."

"Kids! No watching Bobby Flay before Mommy cooks dinner!"