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"Hey! There's no soap in here."
The Tragedy of Prosperity
Tags:consumerism, consumer, consumers, shampoo, shampoos, first world problem, first world problems, modern life, rich people, the tragedy of prosperity, luxury item, luxury items, luxury, middle class, prosperity, middle classes, soap, hair, wealth inequality, generation gap, generation gaps, beauty product, beauty products, cereal, bathrooms
English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand
'He didn't wash his hands.'
'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'
'We say cock-a-doodle-doo', not 'caca, doo-doo, poo'.'
Daytime Soaps / Nighttime Soaps
Tags:supermarket, grocery store, store, shop, shops, clean, cleaning, work, enjoyment, contrast, contrasting, nighttime, night time, daytime, day time, soap, soaps, cleaning products, products, daytime, cleaner, self care, shower, bath, showers, baths, bathing, showering, scrubbing, wiping, wipes, wiper, advertising, marketing, advert, powerful, calm, calming, presentation, marketing
Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest
'I've changed my mind about becoming a doctor. . . you have to wash your hands too often!'
"Gotta hang up. My soap's on."
'Being hooked on the soaps doesn't qualify you for disability payments.'
Fresh Squeezed Sanitizer
As the Dryer Spins
Tags:dryer, dryers, spin, spins, spinning, sock, socks, soap opera, soap operas, lost sock, lost socks, missing sock, missing socks, soap, soaps, cheat, cheats, trust issues, serial, serialized story, serialized stories, story, stories, melodrama, melodramas, melodramatic, infidelity, infidelities, adulterer, adulterers, laundry, chore, chores
'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'
'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'
"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
Tags:hand, hands, hand washing, washing hands, wash your hands, soap, bar of soap, soap and water, twenty seconds, 20 seconds, thorough hand wash, wash your hands thoroughly, hygiene, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
The psychologist suggests you choose your own punishment. So, do you want your mouth washed out with bar or liquid soap?'
'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'
"Sweetheart, do we still watch 'Falcon Crest'?"
"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."
Tags:construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, building, buildings, construction work, construction, constructions, hammer, hammers, hammering, daytime tv, daytime, talk show, talk shows, soap, soaps, soap opera, soap operas, workday, workdays, workday schedule, workday schedules, gender stereotype, expectation, expectations, subvert, subverting
Dating is so expensive...
"Sales of banana flavoured reindeer soap are dreadful...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what Christmas is all about!"
Tags:christmas, xmas, x-mas, christmas season, holiday shop, holiday shopping, christmas shopping, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, useless product, useless products, spirit of christmas, sales, sales figure, sales figures, declining sales, reindeer, soap, soaps, decorative soap, decorative soaps
'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"