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'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'
"I can't help but feel disappointed."
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"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."
"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."
Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'
'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'
'It was just going to be too difficult to untangle.'
"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
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'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'
This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.
"Good heavens! - I must have fallen asleep and forgotten to hang up my stocking."
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"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."
Goodbye 2012 - And good riddance!
"Darling! Just what I wanted."
"It's Christmas, Stephen. Did you remember to tip the children?"
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Meet a Representative of Santa Claus
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"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."
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How the little banjo boy became a drummer
'It's that time of year again, so I'm going through the motions of being good for goodness sake. What are you doing?'
'Let's make a package deal.'
"No, neither of us is real. You're just really stoned."
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'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'
Helen was determined to get rid of her leftovers.