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"No, you die first."
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"A twist...a twist..."
Playing game on Cow.
Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist
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'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'
'Does it hurt when I do this...?'
A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.
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'I keep thinking I'm twisting it the right way, and then I find out I'm not, and then it has even more twists the wrong way, but then I find out I just didn't twist it that way enough.'
The latest twist on office football pools.
"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."
'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'
'And here to tell us good times are here again, even though we're not so sure, is a spin doctor.'
'Let's twist again like we did last summer.'
Old fashioned cars.
'... and then spin the whole thing like it was my idea.'
'The vet did it.'
'When life gives you lemons - Drink your gin with a twist.'
'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'
'Hey, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'
Today will start off with an interesting twist.
Twist someones arm.
'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'
Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."
Dance steps for the very tired.