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"No! Bless you!"
"It helps prevent side collisions."
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Miracles on 34th Street.
Tags:miracles on 34th street, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, new york, miracle, miracles, miraculous, urban life, city living, city life, rudeness, pay phone, pay phones, littering, litter, rubbish, car, traffic, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, urbanite, urbanites, street vendor, street vender, street vendors, street vendors, groceries
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hairball, hairballs, furball, furballs, hair ball, hair balls, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, space, outer space, astronomy, earth, planet earth, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, mass extinction, explosion, explosions, disaster, disasters, science, wonder, slam, hit, collide, collision, collisions, wondering
'He wasn't distracted. He's just a lousy driver.'
Pirate ship airbag.
Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
Tags:speed, speeding, speeds, speed limit, speed limits, driving laws, law, laws, legal, limit, limits, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, crash, crashing, crashes, car crash, car crashes, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, drive, driving, driven, drives, sign, signs, fast, faster, quick
'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'
Tags:crash, crashed, crashes, crashing, car crash, car crashes, fender bender, fender-bender, sleigh, sleighs, reindeer, reindeers, confession, confess, confessed, confessing, santa claus, santa, mrs claus, christmas, christmases, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"True, most accidents occur in the home. Rarely, however, do they involve two vehicles."
Tags:accident, accidents, accidental, cars, car, car accident, car accidents, driver, drivers, passenger, passengers, car crash, car crashes, vehicles, vehicle, crash, collision, collisions, pile-up, home, homes, insurance, house insurance, content insurance, police, policeman, police investigation, unusual events, unusual circumstances, unbelievable, rare, accident in the home, accidents in the home, odds
"And, if our projections are correct, trend A should collide with trend B, and both will vanish without a trace."
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'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'
'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'
'Hi love, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the airbags work.'
'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'
'This will be interesting, let's show them who's the chicken here.'
Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'
'Well don't say I didn't warn you!'
Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.
'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'
'I just love the snow, everything is so peaceful!'
Santa hits the Moon.
Santa's Near Miss
'You drive as if you were anxious to have your accident and get it over with.'