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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
"Fox News has actually learned squat. Details at ten."
Tags:right wing, right wing news, bias, biased, biases, incompetent, incompetence, learn, learns, learning, tv news, news channel, news channels, channel, channels, conservative, conservatives, breaking news, breaking news story, breaking news stories, right wing media, republican, republicans, propaganda
The tanning channel.
"It appears the people of Atlantis not only had TV but boring, stupid programming!"
Tags:atlantis, tv show, tv shows, advanced society, advanced societies, mythical society, mythical societies, programming, tv show, tv shows, tv schedule, tv schedules, channel, channels, tv channel, tv channels, bore, bored, boring, progress, social progress, societal progress, indicator, indicators, indication, indications, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists
'I wouldn't bother going, it'll just be a repeat of the winter meeting.'
Candidates On Cable.
Tags:politics, politicized, politicised, media, president, presidents, clinton, bill clinton, bob dole, grill, grilling, grills, partisan, loggerhead, loggerheads, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, fight, fighting, channel, channels, tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, senate, senators, senators, divisive, divided, question, questioning
'I went through all one hundred and fifty channels and not a single thing on. So what the heck, want to talk?'
Tags:television, televisions, lazy, husband, husbands, couple, couples, wife, wives, channel, channels, want to talk, last resort, read, reading, reader, readers, reads, reluctant, reluctancy, bad husband, communication, communicate, talk, talking, talks, talked, speak, speaking, speaks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"O.K., you can be in charge of the remote if I can be in charge of the thermostat."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargaining, remote, remotes, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, tv, t.v., television, televisions, channel, channels, thermostat, thermostats, room temperature, temperature, temperatures, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, woman, women, reality, reality television, channel, channels, network, networks, reality tv, camera, cameras, live, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, talent, talents, talented, skilled, skill, skills, skilful, entertainment, fame, famous, reality star, reality stars, modern life
"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "
Tags:don't touch that dial, channel, channels, change, changes, changing, change the channel, changes the channel, changing the channel, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican standoffs, pistol, pistols, ad break, ad breaks, advertising break, advertising breaks, commercial, commercials, commercial break, commercial breaks, remote, remote control, remote controls, controlling, warn, warns, warning, warnings
"But, Marge, ﬁve hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, divorce, divorcing, divorced, breakup, split up, breakups, breaking up, ex, exes, walked out, dump, dumped, cable, satellite, channel, channels, variety, options, tv, tvs, television, televisions
"That's the catnip channel. We had to take it to get the cheese channel."
THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, media consultant, media consultants, consultancy, media, entertainment, channel, channels, change, changing, hire, hiring, marketing, pr, p.r., public relations, advice, advising, modern life
Morning Lineup of Programs on ASC, the All-Security Camera Station:
'It's for the election debates, of course.'
'I'm disappointed. I thought this was a show about Contract Law.'
"Lately, I've been channelling all my sexual energy into sex."
"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"
Tags:hunting, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, network, networks, channel, channels, cable, cable channel, cable channels, cable package, cable packages, couch potato, couch potatoes, choice, choices, option, options, special interest, special interest, interest, interests, interest group, interest groups, lazy, laziness, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, modern life, modern times, exercise, exercises, exercising, lack of exercise, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles
A man sees some fish on TV; using his TV remote he magically moves the fish from the TV into the fishbowl on top of his TV.
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, technology, remote, remotes, remote controller, remote controllers, remote control, remote controls, clicker, clickers, changing channels, channel, channels
Voice Recognition TV.
'I'm picking up way more channels than I ever did with just the halo.'
"History Channel Bingo"
Tags:tv, tv channel, tv channels, channel, channels, tv network, tv networks, television channel, television channels, television network, television networks, cable, history, pop history, history channel, bingo, bingo card, bingo cards, predictable, predictable, pseudodocumentaries, pseudodocumentary, historian, historians, sensationalism, sensational, bad documentaries, bad documentary, dumbed down, dumbing down
I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.
"He thinks it's the weather channel."
'You're lucky. When I was a kid, we had to walk all the way over to the set to turn it on.'