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"The tower wants to know our position and our status and which 80s sitcom character we are."
"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."
"Window? - no dad, this is our TV..."
"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."
"I love Fallon, but what's this 'late-night television' thing?"
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Dog has a television screen for a head and a plug in tail.
"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"
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"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."
TV versus Books
Colin's attempt to convince friends that his 80' surround sound TV was only used to watch nature documentaries was doomed to failure.
"I'm coming off a bad break up. My cable company dropped me."
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"Mom's really going to miss me. I've got the TV remote in my backpack."
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"I get great reception this way."
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"Sure, we all watch television - but how many of us really see television?"
"Mom? Why is the television so fat?..."
"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"
"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."
"They watch a lot more TV than we do."
"I demand you show something worth watching!"
"Jim lost interest in technology after the invention of the TV remote."
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"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."
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"I'm worried about your father. He's staring into the abyss."
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Dreams can come true. Especially the boring ones.