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"When my mother asks if you want anything to eat just say no."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eat, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, maitre d', maitre d's, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, front of house, service, customer service, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, question, questions, say no, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassing parents, embarrassing mother, embarrassing mom, embarrassing mum
"As usual, Dominique, everything was absolutely business class."
"The following program has been deemed unsuitable for Marjorie and Ray Kinnzle, of Short Falls, Ohio."
Tags:not suitable, unsuitable, not appropriate for all audiences, tv, tvs, television, televisions, warning, caution, news, broadcasting, broadcast, newsflash, specific, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, marry, tv rating, anchorman, host, hosts
"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."
Tags:party, parties, event, events, introduction, introductions, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, mate, mates, uninteresting, boring, dull, hope, hoping, synergy, synergistic, host, hosts, hostess, hostess, bad manners, rude, insulting, offensive, courtesy, socialising, socializing, mingling
"Molting or non molting?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, host, host, hostess, hostess, maitre d', maitre d's, front of house, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, seating, seat, seats, table, tables, section, sections, non-smoking, smoking, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, moulting, molting, feathers, plumage, shedding
"You remember Champ. . ."
"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."
Tags:death, dead, died, heavens gates, gates of heaven, pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, judgement, final judgement, lifes ledger, good deeds, bad deeds, sins, tip, tips, tipping, bad tipper, bad tippers, bad tip, bad tips, stingy tipper, twelve percent, 12%, restaurant, restaurants, host, hosts, maitre d
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, maitre d', maitre d's, front of house, service, customer service, seating, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, smoking jacket, smoking jackets, smoking, non-smoking, section, sections, seat, seats, smoker, smokers, high class
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, ostrich, ostriches, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, smoking, tobacco, non-smoking, nonsmoking, second-hand smoke, section, sections, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, head in the sand, head, heads, hiding, sand, sandy, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests
"They're not dingy, Mother, they're unbleached."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, visit, visiting, hosting, host, perfectionist, perfectionists, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, neat freak, clean freak, clean freaks, neat freaks, overbearing, control freak, family, families, son, sons
"When you asked for my recommendations, sir, you may recall that the rognons de veau was not among them."
"So, who wants to go on a fifty-five-inch wide-screen TV run?"
Tags:beer run, beer runs, watching the game, watch the game, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, game night, tv, tvs, guest, guests, host, hosts, bad host, bad hosts, cheeky, brazen, shameless, shamelessness, take advantage, taking advantage, cheapskate, cheapskates, taking the mickey, take the mickey, takes the mickey
"Hey! This is news."
"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, host, hosts, second wife, second wives, author, authors, women discussing men, remarry, remarriage, bad author, bad authors, mix up, mixed up, confuse, confused, confusion, unsure, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, boring conversation, boring conversations
"Remember to be home on time. We're having an orgy with the Steins."
Tags:orgy, orgies, roman, romans, ancient rome, party, parties, host, hosts, hosting, hosting duty, hosting duties, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, have friends over, having friends over, guest, guests, good host, good hosts, polite, politeness, manners, good manners, decent, decency, well-mannered
"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, party, parties, host, hosts, introduce, introducing, introduction, introduction, introduces, nuclear family, nuclear families, step son, step child, previous marriage, previous marriages, son, sons, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, child, children, relation, relations, divorce, divorces, uncomfortable, unhappy
"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."
"Thank God you're here. Walter has been Barry Manilowing us to death."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, friends, friend, gathering, gatherings, get together, singer, singers, musician, musicians, music, piano, pianist, pianists, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, instruments, instrument, mingle, mingling, song, songs, social, socializing, socialising
"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
Tags:airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, stewardess, stewardesses, host, hostess, air, oxygen, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, mask, masks, loss of cabin pressure, cabin, cabins, emergency, safety, safety precautions, safety precaution, take-off, speech, presentation, passenger, passengers, dollar, dollars, money, nickel-and-dime, nickel and dime, overcharge, overcharging, charge for everything, pay, cost, costs, costs of flying, cost of flying
"Something intellectual-I'm presenting a goddam writing award."
Tags:beauty, beauty shop, beauty shops, hair salon, hair salons, hair dresser, hair dressers, hair styles, hair style, hair stylist, hair stylists, cosmetology, cosmetologists, cosmetologist, makeup artist, makeup artists, award, awards, award show, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, hollywood, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, intellectual, incompetent, incompetents, unskilled, unprofessional, look smart, dressing smart
"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."
"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."
"I've just found out what happened to the Hendersons."