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"Iron Chef, my ass!"
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'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'
The Iron Chef at home
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
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"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."
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Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'
"...and our show 'Cooking with fresh ingredients' has been moved to next week."
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"When did they add this channel?!"
"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."
Nobody Fails Labrador Masterchef
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'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'
'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'
'I would make a nice compote.'
The Cackling Cauldron Cooking Show
"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."
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'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'
The Barefoot Cro-magnon.
'Always remember to wash your hands after handling raw poultry. I'm not sure how that's worse than drinking from the toilet, but my producers made me say it.'
Rameses' Kitchen Nightmares
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'I've been watching so many cookery shows I haven't had time to make your dinner.'
'Why are you watching a cooking show?'
"Do you want to watch someone cook or someone decorate?"
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'Next, on Cooking With Fido, we'll atempt a recipe that. . . Oh who am I kidding. I'm gonna eat most of this stuff before it even makes it to the oven.'