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'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'
'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'
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Lincoln's last heir, like many descendants of great men, wasn't above cashing in on his great-grandfather's fame.
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'I won again!'
'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'
'I'm referring you to an 'ear, nose and throat' specialist.'
"You have new mail!"
'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'
'I'll need the S.A.T.'s, G.E.D.'s and A.C.T.'s, ASAP...'
'What's our ETA?'
The SAT test can wear you down.
'Due to recent technological advances, everything I taught you about computers is no longer valid.'
"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."
'Your father kicked in the screen and threw the set out the window. He feels violence on TV is a bad influence.'
'I still haven't fired the guy in tech support. He's had me on hold all morning.'
'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'
'My S.A.T. scores were too low? That's it?'
'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'
'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'
'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'
'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'
'Welcome to Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda, the investment hindsight show.'
Cable / Satellite / Digital TV "Still nothing on TV."