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'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, barbeque, barbeques, spoil yourself, spoiling yourself, treat yourself, treating yourself, consumer, consumers, consumerism, grill, grills, grilling, grilled, useless invention, useless inventions, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, retailer, retailers, junk, worthless
Public School: K - Death
Tags:public school, public schools, public schools, state-funded, state funding, school, schools, elementary school, elementary schools, middle school, middle schools, high school, high schools, state school, state schools, educated, uneducated, bad school, bad schools, set for life, set up for life, setting up for life, prepare, prepares, preparing, preparation, preparations, inadequate, inadequacy, useless, worthless, voucher, vouchers, voucher program, voucher programs, school voucher, school vouchers
"We could always regift it."
"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
Tags:basement, basement dweller, basement dweller, live at home, living at home, lives at home, superhero, superheroes, parent, parents, parents' house, parents house, useless, worthless, non-contributor, non-contributors, non-contributing, loser, losers, millennial, millennials, generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, appearance, appearances, facade, facades, faker, fakers, faking, impressive, all show, comic, comics, comic book, comic books
"On the other hand, it's not like I wake up every morning thinking, Omigod, I wish I had a giant wooden horse."
5 & 10 store
"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
Tags:office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, white collar, job, jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, corner office, corner offices, skive, skives, skiving, do-nothing, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, screw around, screwing around, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness
The world's most unemployable family
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, child, children, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, employable, unemployable, unemployment, useless, useless career, useless degree, dead-end, handwriting analyst, handwriting analysts, art, artist, artists, repairman, repairmen, appliance repairmen, appliance repairman, door-to-door, door-to-door sales, sales, salesman, salesmen, door-to-door salesman, door-to-door salesmen, encyclopedia, profession, professions, professional, professionals, hopeless, no hope, job hunting, job search, looking for jobs, recruiting, recruitment, impractical, worthless
"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."
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'Let 'em go. They're joggers. Nothing but gristle and bones.'
Tags:wolf, wolves, run, runs, running, runner, runners, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, gristle, bone, bones, inedible, dog, dogs, wild dog, wild dogs, worthless, useless, tasteless, unappetizing, unappealing, free, frees, freedom, leave, leaves, left, leaving, eat, eats, eating, eater, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Employee of the minute
For Emergency Use Only
Tags:husband, husbands, emergency, emergencies, in case of emergency, break glass, use as needed, using as needed, married life, married lives, ignore, ignores, ignoring, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, long-term relationships, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, self-esteem, low self-esteem
"That's what I mean by, 'You're the most inept boss I've ever worked for.'"
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"No more 'Hardball' - I'll talk!"
Tags:debate, debates, debate show, debate shows, political debate, political debates, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, talking head, talking heads, tv show, tv shows, news show, news shows, new channel, news channels, tortures, torturous, enhanced interrogation, interrogate, interrogating, cruel, cruel and unusual, punishments, punishing, bicker, bickers, bickering, annoyance, annoying, useless, worthless, chatter, chatters, chattering
"Let me give you a lesson in American history: James Madison never intended the Bill of Rights to protect riffraff like you."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, history, historical, judge, judges, judicial branch, judicial system, court, courts, courtroom, jury duty, constitution, bill of rights, historical figures, james madison, riffraff, trouble, troublemakers, troublemaker, law breaker, law breakers, law and order, low class, loser, worthless
"You know neither one of you guys has ever been worth a damn in a crisis."
Tags:crisis, crises, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, employee, employees, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, damage control, play, plays, playing, mess around, messes around, messing around, head in the clouds, insult, insults, insulting, tell off, tells off, telling off, scold, scolds, scolding
A farmer has an incredible educational background.
Tags:farmer, farmers, farming, ivy league, ivy league education, ivy league educations, overqualified, overqualification, qualification, qualifications, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, wagon, wagons, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, overeducated, overeducation, agricultural, rural, rural life, peasant, peasants, degree, degrees, masters, masters degree, undergrad, undergrad degree, undergrad degrees, useless, worthless
"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"
Tags:daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, mindless, mindlessly, to-do list, to-do lists, list, lists, chore, chores, wife, wives, husband, husbands, lazy, laziness, useless, worthless, daydreamer, daydreamers, space out, spaced out, nag, nags, nagging, list, lists, married life, married couple, married couples, focus, focuses, focusing
Stores of Mystery
Two doors, 'The U.S. Patent Office ' and 'Office of Totally Worthless Ideas.'
"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."
Tags:dick cheney, vice president, vice presidents, useless, uselessness, figurehead, figureheads, occupation, occupations, dead end job, dead end jobs, make work, job, jobs, paper pusher, paper pushers, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, useless, uselessness, worthless, self-worth, prestige, prestigious, prestigious job, prestigious jobs, prestigious position, prestigious positions, bartending, bartender, bartenders, made work, bush administration, white house, cabinet, cabinets, cabinet position, cabinet positions
'You owe us a tenner.'
"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."
Tags:croutons, crouton, optional extra, optional extras, pointless, pointlessness, worthless, worthlessness, truck driver, truck drivers, surplus to requirement, surplus to requirements, niche job, niche jobs, modern life, delivery, delivery man, delivery men, delivery truck, snack, snacks, soup, soups, salad, salads
Neighbourhood watch and neighbourhood watchin
'There's nothing on.'