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Fight or flight?
'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'
A boxer with a foam hand
'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'
"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."
'Yeah, first I just wanna say: owwie ow ow, oh god this hurts... so anyways...'
Tip jar at boxing match.
'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'
'I'm a horrible person.'
'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'
'It's your wife with a second option.'
'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'
Out to punch
'He has some unresolved issues.'
'You did win Mr. Congeniality...'
'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'
"I want to thank the dark lord Satan for helping me win and giving me the strength to beat the crap out of my opponent!"
Shadow boxing knockout.
Boxer being disqualified.
'Good news, everyone! I've managed to talk them out of it.'
'In the black and blue corner . . . Oh no, that's later'
'I want a good, clean fight. And if I don't see you after this round, hard luck.'
'ONE... TWO... THREE...' 'Faster!'
'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'
'I think I've found his Achilles' heel.' 'So I see, but, TECHNICALLY, it's called hitting below the belt.'