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'When on the stand, keep your answers short, to the point, and in the form of a question.'
'First of all, get yourself a good lawyer. I highly recommend anyone but mine.'
Difference between tick and a lawyer - A tick falls off when you're dead.
'Looks like your only hope is that the jury will drown in all of the evidence against you.'
'I can help you beat the forgery rap, but you'll have to pay me in cash.'
'Would you please stop describing yourself as my criminal lawyer?'
'I'm off to the loo....I'll be back in £270!'
'If you haven't done anything wrong, why did you hire a lawyer?'
'I think I can get one of your three life sentences dismissed.'
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'But in the end, the prosecution's mastery of criminal law was simply no match for a good old-fashioned media circus!'
'It's a complicated case. I've advised my client not to say anything else until I speak to my lawyer.'
How to Settle Anything Out of Court: 'Mr Yomp, it's Alan Dershowitz on line two...'
''Free Willy?' That's it? That's your whole defense?'
'Their case was all circumstantial until you yelled, 'CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!''
'My husband's a criminal lawyer...'
'May I pay you with a sleazy investment scam?'
'So I sit down next to Miss Muffit on her tuffet. The next thing you know I'm slapped with a law suit!'
'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'
'To beat this rap, you'll need a lawyer more expensive than me.'
They're letting you out! But I've spent 2 years digging a tunnel.
I accidentally hit her on the head, 16 times!
Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.
What do you recommend to get me out of jail? A tunnel.
Is my legal executive here? Yes, in C block!