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'Have you met my protege?'
'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'
'No, I still haven't gotten around to making my 'to-do' list yet. . .'
'At least I don't have his life.'
The mind-body problem
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'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'
'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'
'...Because its easy to draw.'
'Got'a be done I s'pose.'
'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'
'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'
Sign in back of car window; 'I'd rather be malingering.'
'How was my vacation ... why ... is it over?'
'Give me a hand, you big lug -- I can't make breakfast all by MYSELF!'
'To celebrate Labor Day, you should first have a job!'
Man being carried by his wife who is also pushing the baby.
"Don't you have anything that doesn't involve being a 'go-getter'?"
Tags:go-getter, go-getters, apathy, laze, lazes, lazy, laziness, apathetic, bored, bore, bores, boring, unmotivated, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, job application, job applications, interview question, interview questions, undisciplined, motivation, motivations, motivated, motivate
Tags:ant, ants, shirk, shirks, shirking, couch potato, couch potatoes, responsibility, responsibilities, responsible, laze, lazes, lazy, laziness, worker ant, worker ants, entomologist, entomologists, biology, biologist, biologists, biology teacher, biology teachers, daytime, daytime tv, daytime television, daytime program, daytime programs, talk show, talk shows, talkshow, talkshows
'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'
'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
Tags:walk, walks, walking, lazy, laziness, lazy bones, bone idle, idle, idleness, dog, dogs, dog walking, dog walker, dog walk, dog walks, walkies, couch potato, couch potatoes, exercise, exercises, exercising, sloth, laze, laze around, lazing around, pet, pets, chill out, chills out, chilling out, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, deliberate misinterpretation, deliberate misinterpretations, watch tv, watching tv, watch television, watching television, aerobic activity, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoidance
Bed bugs quarrel
The Sedentary Dead.
Tags:parody, parodies, tv parody, tv parodies, television parody, television parodies, zombie, zombies, exercise, exercises, exercising, workout, workouts, working out, sedentary, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laze, lie around, lay around, lays around, laying around, slacker, slackers, slacking, binge, binges, binge-watching, bingeing, binging, binge-watch, binge-watches
'Talk, talk, talk, that's all these people do! - What we need in this country is a bit more action!'