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'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.
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"The firm of Reynolds and Reynolds cannot legally change your 'colors' from 'autumn' to 'spring.'"
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"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."
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"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."
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"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"
"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."
"It's not the best way to choose who makes partner, but I love the look on their faces when the wheel spins."
Three Big Pigs
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The Attorney Barn
"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"
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Prison Cell: Mearn, Gingham & Wickerman
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'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'
'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'
"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"
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"The judicial rulings are over here. That section is all lawyer jokes."
"Actually, Harper, we don't see you as a partner. You've been cast in more of character role."
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"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."
'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'
Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk
"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."
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'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'
2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law
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'Don't sign any binding agreements that we can't un-bind.'
"We like to think of ourselves as a firm for gifted attorneys."
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