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12 Angry Laptops
"In the criminal-justice system, the courtrooms are cleaned every night by members of the cleaning crew. These are their stories."
'If you had seen as many Perry Mason Shows as I have, you'd know he's not guilty.'
"Let's have an instant replay of that brilliant maneuver by the defense counsel!"
'Your honor, we find these proceedings to be MUCH less interesting than what we see on TV.'
'Your reason for non-attendance last time was, 'I'd seen too many courtroom dramas on telly and didn't fancy it'.'
'... and in a startling development, five recent Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy.'
'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'
'We know Louie is a criminal, but calling him lazy and shiftless, Your Honor, is way over the top.'
"Counselor, please refrain from doing that to the witness!"
"...and the winner is.........."
"Guilty on all counts, Your Honor. However, with more attention to character development, pacing and tone, we're confident the defense will find a much wider audience and a winning verdict in the appeal phase!"
"While the jury are out would your client like some sombre music?"
"Could we just run that again with a more dramatic pause before sentencing?"
"Can I have a change of venue to another media judge on another network?"