Legal Advisors Cartoons and Comics

"Well, there was a Malone who tried that in 1942 and won, but, on the other hand, there was a Parker who tried it in '63 and lost."

"I'm not talking to you as your lawyer - I'm talking to you as your best friend."

'Remember to stay downwind from him, he can smell fear.'

"May I consult with counsel?"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"You don't have a leg to stand on."

"Our legal department assured me it was rarely prosecuted."

'Plead the fifth'

"This is the only product claim that legal would allow."

"Of course I live for the moment. I charge $900 per hour."

"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?"

'It's a complicated case. I've advised my client not to say anything else until I speak to my lawyer.'

'He speaks, but only with the advice of his attorney.'

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

'You need to stay within the spirit of the loophole.'

'I like the fact you're innocent, but it would be even better if you were a celebrity.'

'I'm afraid we'll be forced to play the species card.'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Sometimes I think our lawyer doesn't take this seriously.

"Never let me sign any disclosures before I've has a full pot of coffee and a 24 hour meeting with our company attorney."

'I picked it all up from daytime TV.'

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you."

"My attorney has advised me that your commands to sit, stay, or shake hands in no way obligate me to comply..."

Expurt Legal Advice - 2 Smokes

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."