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Real Summer Legs
'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'
'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'
Tags:physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, team medic, team medics, bruise, bruises, basketball injury, basketball injuries, brain injury, brain injuries, brain damage, brain damaged, neuron surgeon, neuron surgeons, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, basketball, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hip pointers are not the most serious sports injuries. They're just really embarrassing.'
Tags:hip pointer, hip pointers, injury, injuries, doctor, doctors, bruise, bruises, bruised, bruising, point, points, pointing, pointer, pointers, hip, hips, pelvis, pelvises, pelvic, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosis, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, not serious, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'How did the review go?'
"We offer a comprehensive benefits plan that covers everything from minor cuts to nasty scrapes."
'Don't worry, the bigger they are the harder they fall.'
'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'
'I tried to slam a revolving door.'
"You may be a little sore when you come to, until the swelling goes down."
Massage therapist inadvertently beats up client.
Tags:massage therapist, masseurs, massage therapists, massages, rub-downs, rub down, rub downs, anger management, anger therapy, relaxation, relaxations, massages, salon, salons, masseur, rub-down, beat up, hit, punch, mistake, error, cell phone earpiece, frustration, frustrations, innocent victim, innocent victims, bruise, bruises, unprofessional, professionalism
"But WHAT makes you think he doesn't like you?"
Why is the left side of your face so bruised? My wife is left handed.
"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."
Tags:speed bump, speed bumps, parking lot, parking lots, carpark, carparks, car park, car parks, parking garage, parking garages, employee parking, bruise, bruises, bruising, injure, injures, injury, injuries, swollen, swell, swells, swelling, bump, bumps, lump, lumps, head, heads, skull, skulls, cranium, craniums
Woman's black eye has a male symbol on it.
Tags:gender symbol, gender symbols, mars, mars symbol, mars symbols, black eye, black eyes, spousal abuse, men, abuse, abusive, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, violent, violence, harm, harms, harming, beat, beats, beating, bruise, bruises, bruised, shame, shames, shaming, masculinity, feminist, feminism, male ego, male egos, husband, husbands, mark, marks
'Dude...do you get into a fight?! You have black eye.'
'I faced my first reality check today. My mom kissed my boo boo but it didn't get better.'
"Ha-ha, you should see the other guy! And by that I mean, have you seen the other guy? He's very big, but my bag, and just beat me in a bar fight."
Tags:brawl, brawls, brawling, brawler, brawlers, bar brawl, bar brawls, bar fight, bar fights, bar-fight, bar-fights, fighter, fighters, fighting, bruise, bruises, black eye, blackeye, blackeyes, black-eye, black-eyes, black eyes, fight, fights, crimes, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, you should see the other guy
"It wasn't a gift Mrs. Banks. I had to fight really hard to get it."
'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'
"Man dude, that's the worst twitter fight I've ever seen."
Tags:social media, social network, social networks, social networking, troll, trolls, fight, fights, cyberbullying, cyber bullying, internet troll, internet trolls, fighter, fighters, fighting, brawl, brawls, brawling, brawler, brawlers, black eye, black eyes, bruise, bruises, bully, bullies, bullying
'He didn't lay a finger on me — just knuckles.'
Counting Booze bruises
'I sent an e-mail and it bounced.'