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"Great news! I found someone to feed your cats."
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'Would you prefer to make a phone call or update your Facebook status?'
"$865 attorney fee, $198 title insurance fee, $150 administration fee, $135 title search fee, and heck, let's add a $200 'at this point the client probably won't notice anyway' fee."
"It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!"
'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'
"I'm only doing this job because I feel sorry for my Legal Aid lawyer."
'The reduction in legal aid has really got people fired up...'
Legal Aid Mugger.
'We all have to make sacrifices and you're ours!'
Man sees sign on lawyers' door: 'Fogarty, Brown and Plimsoll ... Conflicts of Interest'
Lawyer studying 'Rock,Paper and Scissors' case histories.
"We're requesting a change of venue to his grandma's house where he can do no wrong."
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'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'
Lawyer: 'You are poor. Speak quickly.'
Ed's Legal Software...You may never need a lawyer again.
'Since you can't afford an attorney, one will be inflated for you.'
Lawyers - Never..have so many...owed so much...to so few.
7 days to pay legal fees please help
'I think you mean my alleged pranks in class.'
"I'm only doing this job because I feel sorry for my legal aid lawyer."
'Yeah, I know the difference between lawyers and ticks. Ticks fall off when you die'
'You can't afford justice.'