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"I'm taking your case."
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"S this is how you settle out of court."
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"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."
"At least we know where Neil Gorsuch stands on the separation of church and state."
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'It started as 'drill baby drill'. . .then 'spill baby spill'. . . now it's 'Bill baby Bill.''
'That's not what I thought you meant when you said you expect to obtain a small settlement today.'
'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'
Jimmy says you're a poopyhead. Do you have a rebuttal?
'I dreamed about your case last night so I billed for it.'
'I thought we were going to play doctor.' 'We are playing doctor! I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'
"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."
'You know, counselor, for the past week you've been losing your case in spectacular fashion and yet, when you walked in here today, I decided to rule in your favor...
'This is Carlson. He never met a frivolous lawsuit he didn't like.'
'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'
"Melanie, find me a little pro-bono case to cleanse my palate."
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"Damn it, Fenton. We can't refuse to hear every case."
Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.
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Lawyer studying 'Rock,Paper and Scissors' case histories.
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The firm took a Good Lawyed/Bad Lawyer approach to cases.
"As your solicitor, I suggest you take it through the courts. As your friend I suggest you don't waste your money."
"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"
'Read the fine print, kid. This is a pro-bono case.'
'We're moving the law library in here since you have most of the books.'
'A lawyer will do anything to win a case.'