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'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'
Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse
The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
Near Clovis, New Mexico, evidence of an early, advanced civilization is found with the discovery of Toast Points
"I suggest that in future you eat all your lunch."
Tags:mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, lunch, lunches, packed lunch, packed lunches, boss, bosses, supervisor, unusual relationship, eating, eat, food, foods, appraisal, child, children, kid, kids, harsh, telling off, review, interview, reviews, interviews, dynamic, unusual dynamic, family business, business, businesses, insult, insulted, ground, grounded
"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"
"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."
"Where's the filling?"
"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."
"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."
"I just want to eat! I don't want to see a storyboard of our dinner."
Tags:food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, meal, meals, menu, menus, food service industry, customer service, hospitality, producer, producers, hollywood, show business, director, directors, filmmaker, filmmakers, film maker, film makers, movie maker, movie makers, movie, movies, film, films, storyboard, storyboards, wife, wives, husband, husbands, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, relationship, relationships, marriage
"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, coat of arms, family, families, heirloom, family heirlooms, heraldry, stain, stains, food, foods, salmon, salmons, fish, fishes, seafood, seafoods, breakfast, breakfast food, breakfast foods, cream cheese, smoked salmon
"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."
"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, daughter, daughters, misbehave, misbehaving, family, families, dining, meal, meals, food, foods, drink, drinks, milk, calcium, following directions, not listening, disobey, disobeying
EGGS laid in America
Tags:food, foods, egg, eggs, advertising, marketing, advertisement, advertisements, market, markets, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, store, stores, grocery shopping, consumerism, homegrown, made in america, make america great again, maga, produced in america, american, buy local, locally sourced, locally made
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
Tags:cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, theory of relativity, mass–energy equivalence, physics, science, scientist, e=mc2, equation, equations, genius, geniuses, intelligence, intelligent, smart, nerd, nerds, survival, food, foods, impatient, impatience, priorities
"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"
Tags:dog, dogs, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, pup, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, cold call, cold calls, sales, salesman, saleswoman, salesperson, dining, dinner, eating, food, foods, dog food, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, telemarketer, telemarketers
"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."
Tags:demolition, demolish, destroy, burn down, burning down, torch, torched, torching, arson, arsonist, arsonists, dinner party, gathering, friend, friends, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, meal, meals, menu, menus, food service industry, customer service, hospitality, excuse, excuses