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'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'
The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse
Near Clovis, New Mexico, evidence of an early, advanced civilization is found with the discovery of Toast Points
"I suggest that in future you eat all your lunch."
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"Where's the filling?"
"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"
"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."
"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."
Tags:gourd, gourds, bitter gourd, bitter gourds, vegetable, vegetables, veg, veges, guard, guards, security guard, security guards, pun, puns, food pun, food puns, restricted access, restricted accesses, authority, power, authorities, fruit and veg, fruits and veges, grain, grains, botanist, botanists, botany, food classification, food classifications, food, foods, classify, classification, classifications, anger, angry, angry crowd, displease, displeases, displeased
"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."
"I just want to eat! I don't want to see a storyboard of our dinner."
Tags:food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, meal, meals, menu, menus, food service industry, customer service, hospitality, producer, producers, hollywood, show business, director, directors, filmmaker, filmmakers, film maker, film makers, movie maker, movie makers, movie, movies, film, films, storyboard, storyboards, wife, wives, husband, husbands, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, relationship, relationships, marriage
"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, coat of arms, family, families, heirloom, family heirlooms, heraldry, stain, stains, food, foods, salmon, salmons, fish, fishes, seafood, seafoods, breakfast, breakfast food, breakfast foods, cream cheese, smoked salmon
"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."
"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, daughter, daughters, misbehave, misbehaving, family, families, dining, meal, meals, food, foods, drink, drinks, milk, calcium, following directions, not listening, disobey, disobeying
"I ate some yogurt once. It was very good."
Tags:fine dine, fine dining, gourmet meal, gourmet meals, gourmet restaurant, gourmet restaurants, old man, old men, chatting up, chat up, pickup line, pickup lines, chat up line, chat up lines, flirt, make conversation, relate, relatable, relate to, easy to relate to, yogurt, yogurts, food, foods, picky eater, fussy eater, dining, flirtatious, flirted, chatted up, persnickety, pernickety, choosy, persnickety eater, pernickety eater, choosy eater, faddish eater
EGGS laid in America
Tags:food, foods, egg, eggs, advertising, marketing, advertisement, advertisements, market, markets, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, store, stores, grocery shopping, consumerism, homegrown, made in america, make america great again, maga, produced in america, american, buy local, locally sourced, locally made
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
Tags:cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, theory of relativity, mass–energy equivalence, physics, science, scientist, e=mc2, equation, equations, genius, geniuses, intelligence, intelligent, smart, nerd, nerds, survival, food, foods, impatient, impatience, priorities