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The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol
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'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.
Mr. Tater Tot
"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."
"I see a great business relationship developing between you and someone named 'the Colonel'..."
'Our wellness special is the regular double cheeseburger, with only half the fires.'
'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'
'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'
'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'
'Don't get me wrong... I love cake, but it goes straight to my hump.'
'This is why they call them 'rolls'.'
'Mom, can I have pizza for breakfast?'
Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips
'Oh my, are you the good cholesterol, or the bad kind?'
"Bag the trans fat evidence and this time get it to the precinct."
'Out of the frying pan and into the friar!'
"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"
'That should get some more customers in here!'
Thank God it's Fry Day.
"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."
'That's Mom and Dad, but that's definitely not Santa Claus.'
Rejected fast food promotions.
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'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'
"It's not unhealthy, the stick happens to be very high in fiber."
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