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'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'
"Have you ever mixed nuts before, son?"
"Iron Chef, my ass!"
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"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"
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"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."
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"Well, you said you wanted an island."
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"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
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"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
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Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...
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A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.
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"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."
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Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird
"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."
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"Taser that for you, sir?"
"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."
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"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
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Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
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We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.
Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.
A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.
"So this where the magic happens."
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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
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"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."
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