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"Could I have the fires al dente?"
Tags:fastfood, fastfood chain, fastfood chains, fastfood restaurant, fast food restaurants, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, al dente, pasta, millennial, millennials, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, catering, service industry, catering industry, burger, burgers, fries, customer, customers, stupid customer, stupid customers, bad customer, bad customers
Ben & Muriel's (Formerly Ben & Mary's)
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, low cuisine, fastfood, fastfood, diner, diners, business name, business names
Alligators and Crocodile
Tags:alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, differentiation, differentiate, differentiating, classification, animal classification, look a like, look a likes, look-a-like, look-a-likes, burger, burgers, visual joke, visual jokes, art style, art styles, drawing style, drawing styles, snout, snouts, fastfood, fast food
"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
Tags:fastfood, fast food, child, childhood, children, kid, kids, family, families, health, health and wellbeing, healthy, wellbeing, fitness, physical, fit, fat, fatness, fatter, fats, chips, chip, crisp, crisps, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, obese, obesity, weight loss, weight, weightloss, overweight, over weight, epidemic, obesity epidemic, comment, social commentary
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
Bad For You: A Restaurant
Tags:eating out, dining out, cuisine, bad food, bad foods, bad cuisine, unhealthy, unhealthiness, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, fast food, fast-food, fastfood, fast food restaurant, fast food restaurants, bad for you, obesity, obesity crisis, overweight, unhealthy eating, healthy eating, warned off, warning off, mistake, bad advertising, sign, signs, slogan, slogans, window sign, window signs, cafe, cafes
Hot Dog Animals: $2
Tags:hot dog, hotdog, hot-dog, street, street vendor, street vendors, vendor, street cart, food cart, food, foods, fast food, fastfood, fast-food, clown, clowns, word play, play on words, word, pun, puns, absurd, cooking, cook, cooks, balloon, balloon animals, trick, tricks, circus, circus humor, circus humour
"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."
Tags:fast food, fastfood, fast food outlet, fastfood outlet, fast food outlet, fast food outlets, speed, speedy, quick, fast, contradiction, contradictions, irony, ironic, eating out, eat out, dining out, patience, being patient, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, takeaway, takeaways, chips, fries, speedy fast
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
Tags:hot-dog, hotdog, hot dog, hot-dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, hot dog costume, clothes, clothing, wardrobe, wardrobe, boring job, boring jobs, suit, suits, hotdog suit, outfits, outfit, hotdog outfits, getting dressed, onion, onions, fashion statement, fast food, fastfood, fast-food, fast food outlet, trends, changing fashion, mascot, mascots, sports mascot, sports mascots, accessories, accessorise
"I don't know why your food is bad... everything was done right."
Tags:fast food, fastfood, fast food outlet, fast food outlets, fastfood outlet, fastfood outlets, bad food, customer service, catering, caterers, caterer, bad food, bad service, bad customer service, customer, customers, angry customer, angry customers, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, chip, chips, fries
"I'm telling you, Harper, we're in the wrong business."
Tags:fastfood, fast food, fastfood worker, fastfood workers, unskilled labour, unskilled labourer, unskilled labourers, fastfood outlet, fastfood outlets, suit, suits, business men, business man, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, fastfood restaurant, fastfood restaurants, in the wrong business, job satisfaction, unsuited, unsuitable, employee satisfaction, stuck up, pretentious, pretentiousness, conceit, conceited
'What, no onion rings?'
'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'
'Would you like to super-size your robbery to cash registers two and three?'
Tags:fast food, fastfood, rob, robs, robbing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, robbed, steal, steals, stealing, stealer, stealers, cashier, cashiers, till, tills, register, registers, cash, money, thief, thieve, thieves, theft, super size, supersize, super-size, upgrade, upgrades, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'
Tags:grad, grads, graduate, graduates, graduating, graduated, graduation, graduations, career, careers, future, futures, fast food, fastfood, fast-food, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruited, recruitment, employ, employs, employing, employed, achieve, achieves, achieving, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Again Carl? Really?? Just once this little piggy'd like to have lasagne.'
Man admiring painting of fast food.
'What kind of meat goes into a kebab anyway?'
'Does the Happy Meal come with a guarantee? Or are you just wasting my time?'
'Flies with that?'
'Her weight loss is our gain!'
I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.
'Daughter?! Who did this to you? I bet it was your ugly new boyfriend - that useless, dirty, rotten punk!' 'Nope. It was the fastfood industry.'
'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'