Health Inspection Cartoons and Comics

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"There's traces of zebra in your barcodes."

'Projectile vomiting or non-projectile vomiting?'

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

'Starting tomorrow, out new Health and Safety policy dictates that we must provide individually sealed brandy rations...'

'We'll have to eat out tonight - The Board of Health sealed the kitchen.'

'It's just hot dogs. What does the health department care about hot dogs?'

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'Oh yeah...you get complimentary doggie bags for left overs or in case you feel sick.'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Eddie's Grill and Health Insurance.

Barry had never heard of 'food hygiene awareness'.

'I've completed my inspection. You've got termites...I had no idea they were carnivores.'

'May I see the whine list?'

"The law does not concern itself with trifles."

"Where are the fire exits?"