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"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."
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"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."
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'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'
'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'
"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."
The Last Thanksgiving
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Extremely Lactose Intolerant
"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."
"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."
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'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'
'You fight the Gluten Hordes, make your way through the Peanut Fields, battle the Lactose King...'
'Do I have to say 'cheese'? I'm lactose intolerant!'
'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'
How long have you got? Until they discover a cure for IBS!
'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!
'I want to take you home and throw out everything in your kitchen.'
"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"
"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
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I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.
"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."
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'I keep getting stomach cramps after eating.' - 'You're probably intolerant to certain foods.' - 'Can you test for that?' - 'Yes, just eat things one by one and see what makes you ill.' - 'Won't that be slow and painful?' - 'Fingers crossed.'
'I think you're confusing self-loathing with lactose intolerance.'
'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'
'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'