Cafeteria Cartoons and Comics

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'

'I just don't get that guy. Sometimes he sits with us... sometimes he doesn't.'

'Uhhh... sorry Lincoln, this table is for equipment managers for the sports teams. I don't think cheerleading counts as a sport... yeesh, what a nerd.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Deconstructing Lunch

"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"

La Cantina.

Barry devises a way to get two lunches.

SWAT Team.

'They never quit, do they?'

'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

The Guiltateria

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

At the Court House Cafeteria the Special of the Day is 'Due Processed Cheese Sandwich with Plea Bargaining Chips.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

Mission Food