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'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'
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lab, labs, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, scientific, laboratory, laboratories, beaker, beakers, acid, acidic, test, tests, testing, tested, coffee, coffees, cafeteria, cafeterias, burn, burned, burnt, burning, spill, spills, spilled, close to home'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'
'I just don't get that guy. Sometimes he sits with us... sometimes he doesn't.'
'Uhhh... sorry Lincoln, this table is for equipment managers for the sports teams. I don't think cheerleading counts as a sport... yeesh, what a nerd.'
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sport, sports, equipment, equipment manager, equipment managers, manager, managers, nerd, nerd, geek, geeks, nerdy, cheerleading, cheerleader, cheerleaders, cafeteria, cafeterias, eat, eating, lunch, lunches, brevity, brevity"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."
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kid, kids, child, children, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, lunch, lunches, lunch box, lunch boxes, lunchtime, food, trade, trades, trading, cupcake, cupcakes, lice, head lice, school, schools, cafeteria, cafeteria, canteen, canteens, louse, louses, nit, nits, barter, bartering, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, raising kids, raising childrenDeconstructing Lunch
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sandwiches, lunch, deconstruct, families, democratic party, food, kosher, bologna, american cheese, mormons, children, schools, teachers, cafeteria, cafeterias, packed lunch, packed lunches, sandwich, deconstructing, deconstruction, deconstructions, profile, profiling, subtext, subtexts, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
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zebra, lion, lions, eat, eats, eating, man eater, man eaters, man-eating, lunch, lunches, swap, swaps, swapping, trade, trades, trading, packed lunch, packed lunches, preference, preferences, variety, picky eater, picky eaters, school lunch, school lunches, cafeteria, cafeterias, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, lunch room, lunch rooms, student, studentsLa Cantina.
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dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancers, salsa, cafeteria, cafeterias, cantine, cantines, tomato, tomatoes, class, classes, lesson, lessons, spicy, unexpected, confuse, confused, confusion, astonish, astonished, astonishing, close to homeSWAT Team.
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fly, flies, swat, swats, swatting, swatter, swatters, splat, splats, team, teams, dinner, dinners, supervisor, supervisors, supervising, supervision, lunch, lunches, cafeteria, cafeterias, refectory, refectories, pun, puns, close to home'They never quit, do they?'
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alphabet, alphabets, alphabet soup, alphabet soups, quit, quits, quitting, school lunch, school lunches, school, schools, lesson, lessons, class, classes, educating, menu, menus, school dinner, school dinners, cafeteria, cafeterias, cafe, cafes, lunch, lunches'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'
"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"
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peanut butter and jelly, sandwich, sandwiches, packed lunch, packed lunches, tuna, tuna fish, tunafish, mystery, mysteries, mystery of life, mysteries of life, cafeteria, cafeterias, school lunch, school lunches, doldrums, unexciting, lack of excitement, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'
Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'
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ed, phys ed, physical education, gym class, gym, pop, soda, vending machines, vendors, vending machine, pop man, soda man, soda pop, soft drinks, beverages, pop machine, soda machine, kids, school, cafeteria, vendors, classroom, education, teachers, students"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."
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mom, moms, work, works, working, home office, home offices, mommy, daughter, daughters, gym, gyms, office, offices, living room, living rooms, cafeteria, cafeterias, dining room, dining rooms, slash, lockdown, lockdowns, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, work from home, working from home, annoy, annoyed, annoying, litter, litters, littering, rubbish, clutter, cluttered, eat, eats, eating, covid, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics, lockdown 3.0, home school, home schooling'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'
At the Court House Cafeteria the Special of the Day is 'Due Processed Cheese Sandwich with Plea Bargaining Chips.'
"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"
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salad, food, vegetables, greens, roughage, veggies, herbivores, vegetarian, carnivores, meat eaters, out to eat, salad bar, restaurants, diner, cafeteria, dinosaur, dinosaurs, velociraptor, velociraptors, raptor, raptors, meat eater, salads"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."
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food fight, food fights, cafeteria, cafeterias, school lunch, school lunches, soup, soups, burn, burns, burnt, burning, burned, hand, hands, gauze, soup of day, nurse's office, nurse, nurses office, school nurse, school nurses